Poser

A person who calls someone a "poser" when the word that they really mean to use, but are to much of a poseur to realize, is "poseur".

So, I came across these guys online today that where totally thinking they were all punk. I was like, "Have you even heard of the Ramones? Because I'm pretty familiar with their music!" They didn't know what I was talking about!!!! :-o Wow, these guys where SUCH a bunch of posers!

by markdinaz June 1, 2010

Poseidon Adventure

An inverted Motorboat. When a person sits on top of and rubs their breasts vigorously in another person's face while they make vibrating sounds. So named for the movie "The Poseidon Adventure" which takes place in an upturned cruise liner.

Lucy: Check out the bazookas on that little hottie!
Lara: I'd like to go on a Poseidon Adventure with her!

Chuck: I think Larry's Manboobs have gotten bigger.
Ben: I'll be he gives his Girlfriend a Poseidon Adventure every time they do it.

by chebizarro January 23, 2014

Poseidon's Trident

The name of a threesome that involves only men.

Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.

by BackB0ne June 4, 2016

poseidon's pitchfork

Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.

Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.

by AGills March 26, 2017

Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.

"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"

by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018

Poseidons' BJ

Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.

Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.

by HuskyDuder May 11, 2018

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022