the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.
cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
cm: yeahhhh!!!!
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
cm: yeahhhh!!!!
by emontecratos January 4, 2011
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When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011
Get the Sharpening the Pencil mug.From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012
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-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
by Dave March 28, 2004
Get the finding a pencil mug.A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.
(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)
(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)
Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.
by phantom oddity May 20, 2004
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