Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.
by InYoWindows June 23, 2011
by ALBANIAN January 17, 2015
Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.
Jared: Who are your teams?
Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.
Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.
Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.
Jared: This conversation's over.
Jared: Who are your teams?
Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.
Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.
Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.
Jared: This conversation's over.
by JSkov September 09, 2008
NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.
by Yari0 February 15, 2010
Woman: Your parrot has been alive for decades. Why does he still sound prepubescent?
Man: Blue-Fronted Amazons never grow up.
Man: Blue-Fronted Amazons never grow up.
by frabrizio March 06, 2017
This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
by Jrodddr September 28, 2018
Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020