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choice butts

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."
by ghostfeller January 11, 2008
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butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.
by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016
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Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.
Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.
by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013
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Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!
by Mutants June 24, 2011
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Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.
What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt
by hate_gt May 22, 2023
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butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
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