unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.

“Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”

by llamaluvr98 July 2, 2019

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

by spicehboi December 17, 2017

fallen tree

When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.

My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!

by Freddy April 22, 2018

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

cools tree

When something is super cool

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”

by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017