beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.

My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?

by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.

Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.

by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015

Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Beef Broth

The name given to a troll who doesn't mind "Beefing" around. Send him/her the phone number of your friend and let them mess with them but they can only refer to themself as "Beef Broth." The other person has to be convinced that this is their actual name.

"Dude this random guy is texting me and he says his name is Beef Broth."
"Yeah his name is actually Beef Broth he's hilarious dude."
"His real name is actually Beef Broth?"
"Yeah it is!"

by Bason Bawkins May 9, 2018