by Qit el-Remel December 11, 2008
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
by DS612 December 03, 2008
The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
by Daniel Woolf April 20, 2008
Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
by Respire13 April 18, 2011
When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
by Tara and Colin March 02, 2022
The badass lead on show The 100. Married, in real life, to her soulmate Bob Morley who calls her “his goddess”
A big softie, caring, loving, beautiful, sweet and loveable.
A big softie, caring, loving, beautiful, sweet and loveable.
by mycandylove October 24, 2019
A private, Catholic school located in Bethesda MD. It is widely known as one of the most snobbish elementary/middle schools in the MD/DC/VA area. Enroll your sweet little kid and watch them grow up to become a selfish, spoiled brat at the end of 8th grade.
Faculty:
The faculty will leave out a banquet on the table to lure the children like rats. Disciplinary action will be taken if you even look at the food.
About 96% of the faculty will leave after 1 year because of some weird pregnancy problems and their passion for teaching religion.
Student life:
Expect to be bitchslapped from a white girl for wearing your hair weird
Expect to break windows and fall out of ceilings
Expect your teachers to awkwardly take off their wigs when they think "no body is looking"
Expect your teachers to make out with other teachers when "no body is looking"
Expect to have your chairs and books and desks legit thrown across the room when receiving a lecture
Faculty:
The faculty will leave out a banquet on the table to lure the children like rats. Disciplinary action will be taken if you even look at the food.
About 96% of the faculty will leave after 1 year because of some weird pregnancy problems and their passion for teaching religion.
Student life:
Expect to be bitchslapped from a white girl for wearing your hair weird
Expect to break windows and fall out of ceilings
Expect your teachers to awkwardly take off their wigs when they think "no body is looking"
Expect your teachers to make out with other teachers when "no body is looking"
Expect to have your chairs and books and desks legit thrown across the room when receiving a lecture
by johnsmith3456 October 17, 2011