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He is a little shy, but knows the best ways to make you feel comfortable. He can make you dream about him every night. He wants to be your girlfriend, but you two are too shy. You both love being near each other and blush when talking.
Neo loves to show the things he loves and he loves people who listens to him.
He is a little shy, but knows the best ways to make you feel comfortable. He can make you dream about him every night. He wants to be your girlfriend, but you two are too shy. You both love being near each other and blush when talking.
Neo loves to show the things he loves and he loves people who listens to him.
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An adopter of the permaculture movement that flat out refuses to admit that some modern things aren't worth giving up. Often, these crusaders for a more pure life experience remain confined to fiat currency producing, home-based IT jobs. Sightings are common near aircrete geodesic domes and tiny homes, often wandering in search of a 5G signal.
I saw Chad foraging for psychedelic invasive plant species in the park, wearing steel toe boots, taking a Zoom meeting through his earbuds. Total Neo-Permie move, man.
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Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
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