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Natalie

She is a dumbfuck that doesn't know any knowledge in life, she is absolutely 0 iq and has no brain cells, she is so dumb, she can't comprehend to addition and subtraction as a grade 5. She is very mean, short, and ugly. She tends to flirt with you, and absolutely asks random questions when she texts you. She tends to act really mean in front of everyone, but when online, she talks really sweet and weird to the boy she likes. She has a lot of crushes and like to change on e every month.
Tom: He can't do math?

Bob: Yea he's a Natalie.
By: Tom and Bob 11/22/2023
by Tom and Harold November 22, 2023
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Natalie

She is a dumbfuck that doesn't know any knowledge in life, she is absolutely 0 iq and has no brain cells, she is so dumb, she can't comprehend to addition and subtraction as a grade 5. She is very mean, short, and ugly. She tends to flirt with you, and absolutely asks random questions when she texts you. She tends to act really mean in front of everyone, but when online, she talks really sweet and weird to the boy she likes. She has a lot of crushes and like to change on e every month.
Tom: He can't do math?

Bob: Yea he's a Natalie.
by Tom and Harold November 22, 2023
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Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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Natalie has a cracking rack a dark sense of humour and a pert arse. Natalie is naturally beautiful and shines bright even in a carefree comfortable state...

However Natalie can destroy the toughest person with her wit.
Can belittle any man with her rage.
Has hairy toes.
A loud mouth on an innocent looking person.
Natalie only likes men with big cocks.
Natalie can't drive very well.
Natalie is the bomb
by Paddytheape November 24, 2023
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Natalie is the most understanding person you will ever meet. There is quite literally nobody truly like her. She is the smartest, kindest, best person you will ever meet. She'll keep it real with you without hurting your feelings. She is really thorough in all the decisions she makes and keeps everyones opinion in mind. Also Natalie is very very pretty and has great fashion style. She never has a bad outfit and never has a bad hair day. All people named Natalie are very special and should be kept very close because they are definitely a friend worth keeping.
person1: wow natalie is so hot and cool
person2: frfr. i wish i could be like natalie
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wow she's stupid, she must be a Natalie
by ishacoybinas February 1, 2024
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Omg Natalie is a hoeee
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