night crew 

A ragtag bunch of homosexuals that like to explore each others orifices while they are suppose to be working.

They tend not to get much done except for mouse replacements and stuck floppy disks.

night crew failed to fix anything. why are the chairs all sticky?

night crew by security November 13, 2003

Night Train 

Night Training is the act of re-engaging in sexual intercourse with a sleeping sexual partner. Upon Penetration one must scream in their partner's ear "All Aboard" in order for it to be considered Night Training.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me cause I Night Trained her this morning

Guy 2: You're a douche but that's funny as shit

Night Train by krabmanI September 28, 2011

night nap

A frustrating night in which one gets only a couple hours of sleep due to work, stress or partying (as opposed to a full night's rest).

BILLY: Susie, you look like sh*t today!
SUSIE: Thanks, Billy.
BILLY: Seriously, what's wrong?
SUSIE: I don't know! I went to bed at eleven and didn't fall asleep until three! Got only four hours of sleep!
BILLY: Sounds like a night nap.
SUSIE: Yes, it was a night nap!

night nap by HelenHar March 10, 2008

night flyer 

1)To call someone unattractive over for sex while keeping all your lights off (inside and out) so neither you nor your neighbors can see what they look like. Then once you're done you hurry them out to keep your sexual encounter a secret.

2)Someone to have sex with too embaressing/ugly to let anyone see.

I was horny as hell and needed a "night flyer", so I called that toothless, forty-two year old woman from the bar to come over last night.

night flyer by nosaj_welshdragon June 2, 2008

Night Ninja 

One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.

Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!

Night Ninja by babybackCINNATWIN February 19, 2011

Night Terrors 

The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.

Pa:
AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!
You:
What was that?
Me
Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....

Night Terrors by Sam Lowrey December 7, 2003

night turd 

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.

"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'

night turd by black stump April 16, 2011