Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022

Mattias Sand

Boring man, dry like sand.
Likes alternative bitches

Stop being so boring! You're just like Mattias Sand

by KrAppyUrbanana November 28, 2022

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

Mattina

Also commonly referred to as "Anittam" (Āh-ni-tām), those very rare people of the world named Mattina, are special humans capable of possessing incomparable feelings of empathy and compassion. So long as all seven letters are never reduced to only four, this should be easy to see. Although this unrivaled understanding of others can feel like a double-edged sword when taken advantage of as it often is, the perpetual rejuvenation of such an uplifting emotional reservoir is the single greatest source of human happiness to touch this Earth. Tragically, most Mattinas will never experience the true extent of what an impact they can have on others because it is of such a nature that one must be in an open mindset to fully absorb these upheavals to their emotional foundation. Akin to requiring a reboot for computers to finalize updates, asleep is when most experience the actual soul shift. The consequences of this nocturnal phenomenon are heart warming but vary widely in degree. Mattina's blessings to the world are usually shared, after some time, with others who are as equally unprepared to receive them as was the one who relayed them in finding the tables turned. Passed on with a sense of blind benefaction from one to another like a charge for drive-thru coffee, after passing through countless hands and hearts, this anthropological anti-virus eventually finds a resting place, as all beautiful things do. Make sure it isn't with you<3

At the symposium, Mattina spoke few words, yet touched many hearts.

by GreenEggs55 February 20, 2023

Mattis

A Person Who Likes Furries

Ew A Mattis.

by Enwen2 February 21, 2023

Mattism

Retardism with 0 rizz

He was a 24 year-old virgin who had no job and failed all his classes hence why the doctors diagnosed him with Mattism

by Noor.... February 21, 2023

Moeting

Being retard in any way

Mike: “Hydhnjfdx”

John: “stop moeting Mike haha”

by Tkz28 April 16, 2023