montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Mottable

A girl who is highly attractive and you would like to orally pleasure.

Ohhh, look at that girl she's mottable!

by nuthinm September 9, 2011

mottamaniac

the term used to describe a girl who likes being "motted out" a lot!! (as in nymphomanic - likes sex a lot)

Edna is a little Mottamaniac.....she loves a good mott mott mott!!

by wet lips September 21, 2011

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church December 5, 2012

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

Mortannear

the date on which a death took place in a previous year. Pronunciation: More- tan- your

Today we will observe the mortannear of Bob's death.

by masterofthedictionary June 2, 2015

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016