MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

Morning Mist

When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.

Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!

by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

morning dew

when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood

Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Morning Wood Elf

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009

Morning Borgle

to wake up in the morning with a massive erection, and no place to go... Borgle refers to the member, a nickname for it.

" I woke up with a bad case of Morning Borgle "

" yesterday I had Morning Borgle, and it scared my girlfriend."

by Dan'l D October 21, 2009