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Morgan is a cool person to be with but they are a big ass dweeb they love the smell of a dirty woman’s bathroom and probably have autism and they are probably tall as fuck but if your friend with morgan don’t stop being friends with them they are cool and a chill person to be with
I want to go date morgan he is funny
Morgan by BigDickBilly April 15, 2023
He is jar jar binks
Someone: Morgan looks so much like jar jar binks
Morgan is someone who likes to put bread crumbs on her bed and roll in them pretending she is a chicken goujon
Morgan by Jakey Lewin May 14, 2023
A Morgan is a lovely girl who loves pink. She specializes in dance, art, and probably speaks Russian and Spanish . She typically has long brown hair and large pretty beautiful eyes. If you have a Morgan, don’t let go of her!
John: Oh look! That girl is doing amazing art while on pointe!
Mike: It must be a Morgan!
John: I heard that you should always ask a Morgan out cause they are the best!
Mike: Okay!
Mike: hi Morgan!
Morgan: hi! I’m a bumblebee!
Mike: that’s great! I bet you love to speak Russian too!
Morgan: I sure do! Do you want to watch my performance later?
Mike: of course! Bye! Love you!
Mike: I’m going to her ballet performance!
John: Congratulations! You are officially in the “I have a Morgan, I love a Morgan, I am a Morgan” club!
A pale hoe with a piss kink. If you know a Morgan, run. She is dangerous and bad to keep around children. She excretes radioactive liquid and enjoys putting it in bottles. Usually a snow bunny, but has a few outliers. Careful though, she likes them toxic and drunk.
oh no, it’s Morgan again!
Morgan by forkoffkevin June 30, 2023
A name used to define a particular person with zero positive attributes, low self esteem and the audacity to shame others to cope.
Your Roomate: Why is she being such a bitch??? I didn't do anything wrong.

You: She's just being a Morgan, ignore it
Morgan by MorganHater445 August 9, 2023