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Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.
"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."
by EchoCast December 6, 2018
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Moisterious

1.The feeling of dampness in ones nether regions, usually a female during arousal or sex.

The unofficial replacement for the word “Moist”
Kim sat down to watch the Super Bowl halftime show and became moisterious when Adam Levine took his shirt off.
by TantalizingT February 11, 2019
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Moistoodle

Man that moistoodle was tasty.
by Freem4n February 24, 2019
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Moist

To call someone “Moist” means to call them a:
M- Modestly
O- Outspoken
I- Intellectual
S- Sublime
T- Terrestrial
Basically, the word “Moist” can also refer to being unique or weird in a good way.
Emma: I love Hedgehogs and rain!
Axcel: Dude, my hands are so wrinkly
Ryuichi: I cry myself to sleep but I still love her...
Gabe: Yo, you guys are Moist ya know, but I love you guys!
by Gabbbe.yaknow February 25, 2019
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Moist

An amazing word that can be used to describe anything. The real definition means humid or damp but really it's so much more. You can put moist in almost any sentence you can think of.
That cake's so hecking moist.
by Moist420 April 29, 2019
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Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least
Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us
by Moist Jeb May 9, 2019
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Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."
by 92490sw May 17, 2019
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