Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011

Mois

Mois would tend to act like Mr. Pity-Me. He would talk as if he is almost yelling at you in a tone of a crying adult.

"Dude stop sooking, you're beginning to sound like a Mois"

by Lizziez October 11, 2012

miskle

to start kissing someone really lightly, but then go in for a huge make-out

He miskled his girlfriend.

by Jen Da Hen May 25, 2006

moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

okee dokee miskoekee

Another way of saying okie dokie. Much the same as okey dokey smokey, only more correct.

Girl: I'm just going to go to the bathroom quick.
Boy: Okee dokee miskoekee.

by James Cornflaw October 23, 2005