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Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”
Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!
by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018
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Miss Phyllis

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.
Miss Phyllis got hin after three months of whoring.
by fan_bingbing February 2, 2023
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Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.
When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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miss clark

by fuck you hayley August 1, 2019
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Miss Whipple

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could
New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW
by Janine January 19, 2020
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missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.
by kalikat35 February 22, 2015
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Miss-gender

When a Southern gentleman presumptuously addresses a young woman as 'Miss'.
"Pardon me, Miss. Do you know where the restroom is?"

"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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