Mind gag

The moment you realize something you hear and/or see doesn't compute with what you feel and/or think. Furthermore, your brain stops working for a second or two as it resets itself.

Henry: "I love eel in sushi!"
Grace: *mind gag

Mind gag by Alongboard March 1, 2017

Mind Suck 

Mind sucking is when you and your special someone get together and want to commit a suck but mentally so dad doesn't get jealous.

hey babe, can we mind suck. I don't want your dad to be jealous

Mind Suck by decayingThOughTs March 14, 2019

mind your own beeswax 

Yeah, mind your own beeswax and search something else

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: GO AWAY AND MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX

mind your own beeswax by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 5, 2021

Mind Fuck 

This is the action of fucking a mind. This can happen by turning up the oogabooga too far. This can also happen by meeting Candice. Who is Candice you ask? CANDICE NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH BITCH. Haha gottem. This can also happen when kevin the monster packs too much of a punch.

Guy 1: Have you ever heard of imagine dragons
Guy 2: i love imagine dragons
Guy 1: IMAGINE DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS UR FACE HAHA LESSSS GOOOO DABABY
Guy 2: *mind fucked*

Mind Fuck by GoatysNutzBitch May 15, 2021

Mind the Gap 

it means keep up with the car in front of you when the light turns green ("the wave")...if there's too big of a gap between cars, the light changes, leaving those poor souls behind to wait through another traffic cycle...so, in consideration for the chaps behind you, "Mind the [Gap[" between you and the car ahead of you when the light turns green!

If you don't 'mind the gap' between you and the car ahead, you'll tell the traffic light that no more cars are coming and the light will turn red, therefore causing the cars behind you to wait for another traffic light cycle.

Mind the Gap by Snappyhead March 6, 2015

Mind control 

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

Mind control by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Mind killer 

A person that tells you to go kill yourself

You are the biggest mind killer ever !!!

Mind killer by Giving_up_on_YOUR MOM October 15, 2016