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melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo
Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.
by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013
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melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.
client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!
by savvy_savant August 6, 2010
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Melting Glacier

masturbation with a icy-hot patch, and or using bengay for lube
Man i shared a melting glacier last night with Tim Curry
by Crazy Bag Man 69 April 19, 2011
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mind melting

being so close to someone it feels like your minds are melted together
Nick and Jess sure are mind melting today.
by CalMack September 18, 2008
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come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).
After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.
by BmsGrad January 1, 2009
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Melting Rodney

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.
Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.
by Smoot January 9, 2007
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mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
by Tombu man January 12, 2009
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