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matt

matt (lacklustre) in a positive meaning in respect of the "used look".
opposite of shiny/glossy.
substitutes e.g. words like "awesome", "great", "sweet".
"Look at that brandnew shiny car over there. Definitely not matt!"
"Your leather jacket is getting pretty matt slowly."
"Are you going to the show? - Of course, it's gonna be matt!"
by deux sept dictking April 11, 2015
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Martyball

1. Control freak. The Chargers have enough talent to knock out any team in the league, as long as their coach lets them throw the K.O. punch.
2. The ultimate conservative. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is a simple task when the head coach is conservative enough to make Rush Limbaugh look like a leftist.
3. Play to not lose. Worries about not losing his teams six-point lead even after watching his team blow 4th-Qtr leads time and again in '05 and already in '06. Is not forceful in trying to make games a two-score affair.
4. Ex-San Diego Chargers Coach. Punches his own ticket out of town by continuing to lose in close games. Has never won the big game. Was never a favorite of the GM. See definition 7 below.
5. Addle-brained. Head Coach that reasons that odds are in your favor if you just hold on to the lead (no matter how small), play field position and let the Defense do the rest. Forgets that Defenses get tired at the end of the game and Offenses desperately attack more.
6. Groundburger. No one is expecting Martyball to transform into Air Coryell Version 2.0, but come on.
7. A stubborn German. Sticks to his guns - or should that be runs? If his gameplan doesn't work, at least he will have gone down his way; and took the team with him.
1. Suzie was so set in her ways in school, she simply played Martyball and Martyballed the teachers until they passed her.
by Tommie Vaughn November 9, 2008
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mateya

The definition of Mateya is beautiful, great hair, a little mean, funny, and loves animals.
Alexander: WOAHHHHH she does have a lot of puppies

Lucas: Well her name is Mateya after all...
by Wadssssuppppp December 26, 2016
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Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011
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The Matt Project

It describes doing the manliest of activities such as working out, funneling North Coast Old Rasputin, doing physics homework, and having hot sex on a small, yet powerful boat, on the sea of love. These activities must be done at the same time in order for it to be considered The Matt Project. Only Man Man himself has accomplished such a thing.
"Don't worry Matt I won't let anyone know that you are man man. I just have to know though...when do I get to see The Matt Project again?" Bethany P

"I am going to attempt The Matt Project again."
by Matt Furgerson November 21, 2006
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Matt Grinnell

God in human form, also know as the second mosiah, similar to Jesus, but more discrete, not many people know him, but those who do, follow/worship him.
"Did you see Matt Grinnell flying the other day"
"No, but I did see him walking on water"
"I didn't, but i saw him swimming through land"
by MattGrinnellDisciple March 30, 2009
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Matt

a guy who has hair on his chest and gets A's on his tests.
Matt is so amazing. i want his sexy beard on my nipples.
by Danelleys November 18, 2010
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