Mary Paraschak

A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!

Mary Paraschak is super hot and cool

by BigPoppaAndrew July 1, 2021

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010

Marie Laurence

Marie Laurence is just the best in the world. She’s the mom friend. Marie is literally the cutest sweetest girl. If you know a Marie Laurence and she loves you, you achieve everything right in life.

-Marie Laurence, i need a Advil, Please?
-Yes, of course!

by Sasooisthebest June 18, 2021

Milk Marie

Just A Girl With A Wet A** Pretty P*ssy, And He Calls It Pink Cuz He Fell In Love Wit It. 💁🏽 ♀️

“I Call Her Milk Marie Cuz She Got That Water On Her.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”

by Purrrrr<3 April 22, 2022

Mary Griffins

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d

I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?

by andresblazeit420 July 26, 2009

Easy Mary

When using the bathroom, instead of wiping, getting in the shower. Usually occurs after a hard night of drinking.

Arron had wiped four times already with not much progress so he decided to take an Easy Mary.

by rexxhott March 21, 2011

Mary Alice

This is the correct spelling. Hyphenated is ridiculously inferior. She's typically a hot schmexy person who could destroy your mom in a heartbeat. Don't mess with her. If you call her "Mary" then say goodbye to your life. She will also win at every single argument. Despite all this she is actually a very friendly individual if you get to know her. She can be very flirtatious especially with how she calls all her friends "Babe". She will ironically hop onto trends but refuse to do anything too stupid.

Teacher calling roll: "Is Mary here?"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"

by imextremelyhot February 17, 2022