Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

nephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Child marriage

Marrying a child

Child marriage is legal in the Muslim world

by 459395 June 6, 2023

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019

crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Open Marriages

It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

great-grandnephew-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023