Doc Mac

An obese african boxing coach to Lil Mac from Punch-Out!

Doc Mac stole my bike on LSD. see http://originalnintendo.net/blog/2008/12/doc-mac-naked-on-lsd-fan-art.html

by Matthew Corgan December 22, 2008

fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.

'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell

by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009

Mac Ripper

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.

I fucken failed my Psychology test... I need a muhh fuggin MAC RIPPER!

Yo, I gotta do all this yard work right now, I need to take a mac ripper.

by Whats a psuedonym October 21, 2009

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009

Big Mac Envy

When youre jealous of a persons big mac, specifically when you go to McDonalds with friends and one of them orders a big mac, and you do not.

Olivia youre giving me Big Mac Envy.

by BigMac77 March 1, 2011

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

Mac-ing Out

To consume more than one McDonald's Big Mac in one sitting. Although considered by most to intially seem harmless, can usually result in increases in heart rate, blood pressure, cholesterol, and depression-like symptoms.

Guy 1 - "Hey, isn't Jeff coming out to the bars with us?"

Guy 2 - "Nah, man. He was mac-ing out earlier today so he's done for a while."

Guy 1 - "Damn, son. Hope he's okay."

by Ronald J. McDonald August 21, 2013