Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

tips-e-mail

When you have consumed enough alcoholic beverages to qualify as 'tipsy' (you're on your way to intoxicated) and you decide to send e-mails to friends (or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends etc.) See definitions of "drunk dial" for a related behavior.

Noun: "Any more tips-e-mail?"


Verb: "I tips-e-mailed him again..."

by Joan Henrietta February 7, 2009

vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.

Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Evie E-Mail

Evie E-Mail is a person who e-mails all day non-stop.

Jimmy is an Evie E-Mail and I hate him.

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020

Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019

Mabie

a weird and eccentric individual from mabie family descendance. most are not to be trusted. though we are all obscenely attractive, we are the strangest of beings.

"oh my god, that woman is strange" - person A
"what is her name?" - B
"ms. mabie?" - A
"well DUH she's weird, she's a mabie!" - B

by TheThought December 6, 2009