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myspace masturbatory aid

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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Myspace Weasel

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.
1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.
He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.
by rabbit317 December 9, 2008
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Myspace Party

Thinking your so cool to be having a party at the weekend that you foolishly post a bulletin on Myspace stating anyone can come. The actual party then gets crashed by thousands of random people and your house gets trashed.
"omg the house is ruined! who turned up last night?"

"i don't know, its not my fault it turned into a Myspace Party!"
by TonyX December 18, 2008
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MySpace courtesy

when receiving a picture comment, you feel the need to comment a picture of the person who commented yours
"He commented 5 of my pictures, its MySpace courtesy to comment 5 of his pictures."
by imthebest0518 July 31, 2009
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myspace angles

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
by cyberpimp July 11, 2006
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MySpace Fade Away

When you message someone on MySpace asking for a number/date and they conviniently sign off without even replying to your message.
John: "I don't know what happened! Everything was going fine until I asked her out. After that she signed off and hasn't returned my message since!"

Robby: Looks like she did the MySpace Fade Away on your ass!

Friends: Dammmmmmmmnnnnnn!
by Devin Carter January 9, 2008
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