Muddy Franklin

When two or more people go down to their parents’ room in the middle of the night and slap their father’s rear, before running back to their room before their father wakes up. Whoever loses gets pooed on.

“Wanna play Muddy Franklin tonight.”

by OJ’sglove32 October 26, 2025

Muddy

In Music Production, when the audio lacks clarity, often due to overlapping frequencies.

Yo can everyone stop talking for a bit y’all are sounding muddy.

by JAYWTA September 8, 2025

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.

Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.

by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017