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momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
mugGet the momma blockmug.

on da momma

it’s like on god but on da momma
by on da momma November 10, 2022
mugGet the on da mommamug.

mommas

When someone agrees with what you say
Ex.

Person 1: that party was so fun last night
Person 2: mommas
by Ag_20 November 22, 2020
mugGet the mommasmug.

L momma

Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex
Griffin is such a L momma!”
by Sir of facts December 26, 2022
mugGet the L mommamug.

Yo Momma

a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.
Yo! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma!
by miwizizpimp October 29, 2007
mugGet the Yo Mommamug.

ya momma

Carl: who is the biggest cunty whore in this town?”

Todd: Ya momma
by yamomzahoe March 15, 2024
mugGet the ya mommamug.

chip momma

someone who likes chip munks and is the momma to your girlfriend.
by hgjfsdsdjgfsdj April 9, 2010
mugGet the chip mommamug.

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