1. Causes lack of sleep or lack of feeling a good nights rest in the morning due to: "All I see when i close my eyes is memories of me playing minecraft! even if i try to think of something else! it pisses me off!" and then when morning comes when you wake up but your eyes are closed:"goddammit, minecraft isnt reality stop trying to replace my eyeballs!"
2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.
3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.
2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.
3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.
by derpity September 21, 2011
The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.
Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.
Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.
Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.
by avatarmonkeykirby January 18, 2011
Slang for smoking weed
Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
by Midgets doing 34.5 December 24, 2018
The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗
by ReptilianOverlord69 September 09, 2017
"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."
"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."
"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."
by 360Genius April 29, 2021
by ROW OИΞ July 04, 2017
Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 02, 2023