military shower

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush

yo im bleeding. I just got military showered

by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008

military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.

My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.

by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017

well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."

The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.

by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020

militank

The correct spelling of the 'Milk Cow Pokemon' which many refer to as 'Miltank'.

Makes it sound more sexy.

OMG that Militank is so udderly hawt.

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

by shoe.bottom October 18, 2018

Roblox Military Group

These groups range from trash all the way to not that bad. These groups always have those ads which show "Fighting" or some military guy with a gun and some text like "Fight for _____!" or something. and in reality they're all just training simulators, they do have "raids" but. Yea ive never seen that happen a lot. Theres something that every group has in common. In their academy game, they always have those "Raider gamepasses" or Gun gamepasses which your never going to be allowed to FUCKING USE because your "interrupting trainings" or "abusing power" Oh ok, reasonable right? your shooting your own team (if your in the group) or interrupting a training ruining some other guys experience! But. WHY EVEN FUCKING SELL THAT GAMEPASS IN THE FIRST PLACE, but sometimes you might actually have some good groups with good "trainings" and have fun being in a community of wannabe soldiers.

Timmy:"I joined the military"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

military medical

Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.

I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.

by sawder April 28, 2008