2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

tall vampire milf

lady dimitrescu from the new resident evil game

I want the tall vampire milf from resident evil 8 to step on me

by Hehe I cheated June 19, 2021

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

my fav moot :) <3 -pittytheloser0

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf is the best

by loser kai July 21, 2021

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Pulling a Miles

Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

by ABCDEF G. January 28, 2023

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

milfery

present participle from the verb to "milf". The practice milfing/ the act of seeking out a milf for a bit of action.

Related to milf "Mother I'd Like To Fuck"

"the young man was a fine proponent of milfery"

by KeithJA69 April 1, 2008