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mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.
How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.
by Big Mac Jack November 22, 2019
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6ft Midget

A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget
Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft
by JDNC777 August 19, 2022
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(SMR) Serial Midget Rapist

SMR: (serial midget rapist) is a gangbanger that hangs around his taller attractive friends. He can't get any without spiking your drink at a party, since he is so short he can get away with it because you would just look over his head; he is not actively in your line of vision. An SMR stutters when he finds a mildly attractive mate and turns red like a tomato when someone feels up his trail patch of tears.

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"Yo check out that fucking (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist if you were any taller he'd shag you like a deranged rabbit."
"I think that (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist roofed my friend because she like passed out and thought she felt a leprechaun ejaculate in her hair."
by HowToSteveAJobIn10Days May 24, 2018
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gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.
Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.
by lemonstreet January 7, 2012
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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.
"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009
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Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.
Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.
by Thursday Midget October 14, 2006
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