When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
by DirtyAzza September 19, 2020
A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.
by The_Twisterman October 09, 2021
Goofy, you're Taking the Mickey!
by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025
Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.
person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
by MrSquaky February 15, 2018
by Alien1TechnoOfficial August 05, 2021