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loser sandwich

One piece of balogna between two slices of processed cheese. The cheapest sandwich that can be made, eaten in times of extreme broke-ness
I'm eating loser sandwiches 'til Friday when I get paid
by kb1138 August 2, 2009
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Holiday loser

One who, despite having an abundance of friends and family, finds himself inexplicably alone on major holidays (esp. at Christmas).
Damn, I should never have spent my last 500 dollars on that prostitute last week. Now I can't afford the airfare to go home for Christmas. I'm always such a holiday loser!
by Trebor1970 December 23, 2008
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loser-fucker

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco

n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.
Lao is a loser-fucker.
by UltimateGod October 6, 2004
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Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!
by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010
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Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.
"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."
by Brent June 18, 2006
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loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.
Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!
by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010
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Loser Mechanic

A person you may "use" to benefit one's reputation.
Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"
by Prof.X April 17, 2010
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