One piece of balogna between two slices of processed cheese. The cheapest sandwich that can be made, eaten in times of extreme broke-ness
by kb1138 August 2, 2009

One who, despite having an abundance of friends and family, finds himself inexplicably alone on major holidays (esp. at Christmas).
Damn, I should never have spent my last 500 dollars on that prostitute last week. Now I can't afford the airfare to go home for Christmas. I'm always such a holiday loser!
by Trebor1970 December 23, 2008

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco
n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.
n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.
Lao is a loser-fucker.
by UltimateGod October 6, 2004

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

by Brent June 18, 2006

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.
by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010

Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"
by Prof.X April 17, 2010
