A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.
by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014
Get the penis logsmug. Lets get out of here these pricks are all log pushers!
I'm not going to that gym any more it's full of log pushers.
I'm not going to that gym any more it's full of log pushers.
by MADANGEL September 6, 2005
Get the log pushermug. Michael Was "Log Fucking" A Filthy Whore Yesterday, He told me it was a shit pile in the end and he had to take her to the hospital.
by FourthAndInches September 15, 2009
Get the Log Fuckingmug. by jaacee August 16, 2006
Get the LOG SALMONmug. The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.
Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009
Get the Pocket Logmug. Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.
by Josh Bird September 9, 2006
Get the Log Flumemug. 