Bigots' Law states that the first to shout "bigot" at another in a discussion is the most bigoted bigot in said discussion!
Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
The OED defines "bigoted" as "having or revealing an obstinate belief in the superiority of one’s own opinions and a prejudiced intolerance of the opinions of others".
In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.
Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.
"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".
"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.
Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.
"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".
"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
by BigMan25 September 11, 2011
Get the Bigots' Lawmug. No matter how obvious a joke or parody is, at least one person will eventually take it seriously.
Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.
The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.
Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.
The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.
"It's not my fault that I took it seriously. Haven't you heard of Poe's Law?"
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
by anonymous March 29, 2023
Get the Cole's Lawmug. Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
by brouchebag July 10, 2010
Get the Bro Lawmug. by DaScoob August 6, 2019
Get the Scoobs Lawmug. The principle of never letting a good tragedy go to waste. Derived from Rahm Emanuel's quote "You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before."
"After the shooting, gun control advocates tried to get assault weapons banned. Rahm's Law in action, people."
by micahtheblade June 7, 2013
Get the Rahm's Lawmug. A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.
by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. - Definition
1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
by Deafboy March 13, 2012
Get the Josh's Lawmug.