larry the legend

4 foot nothing; will kick your ass in a second!

Better get back to work! Here comes Larry the Legend!

by H.O.V.A. July 14, 2006

Literal Larry

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...

1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?

Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...

2.)

Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.

Literal larry struck again!

by Oso Polar March 15, 2011

Larry

A 1/2 or 1/4 full beer that someone abandons at any social gathering with no intention of returning to drink.

Who left this Larry on the table? What a waste!

by Mister Fla February 3, 2010

larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

Bad Larry

Bad Larry (or its Latin equivalent, Larrius Malus) is an epithet given to a select few worth of its bad assery. One cannot become a Bad Larry, one is born a Bad Larry. They are usual fairly "chill" and may or may not be annoyed with your antics.

"Bad Larry gave us a fucking pop quiz on Frankenstein in class today."

by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009

larry leonard black

the greatest person in the world, super sexy and passionite. ALSO has a GIANT dick.

larry leonard black awsome amazing sexy to good for you

by th blck ninja October 19, 2011

larynodickngitis

swelling and irritation (inflammation) of the voice box (larynx) that is usually associated with hoarseness or loss of voice from having to much dick in your mouth..

Trey: Ey, you know Gertrude lost her voice, I bet she has a cold! :(
Darian:Nah, she lost her voice because she give good head, she got larynodickngitis.

by Foxy Boxy 12 August 10, 2012