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labeato

A labeato is the male sex drive or penis
hes touching his labeato
by Anonymous October 5, 2004
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Shia LaBeouf

He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.

He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.

Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.

Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.

Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?

Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem
by jealousymurders May 17, 2011
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Label Lover

Someone who buys expensive designer clothes because they are designer. Something they do not all of the time need or necessarily like. However hordes of people buy these items because

A) Their friends own them
B) Its supposedly in

C) A celebrity they idolise has some when bought it, or been given it by various different shops
Wow im sooooo gonna by those lime green corduroys! I just saw Paris Hilton wearing some !! No of course im not a Label Lover, just because i wouldn't normally wear those clothes. Seriously!!
by SER--- May 28, 2009
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Strawberry laces

The act of a girl having her period during sex, thus making the pubic hairs on the vagina red and stuck together like strawberry laces. Then the male partner then sticks his tongue into the gooey warmth of vagina causing many groans from his partner.
SPLAT SPLOSH TRICKLE

James: oho! Strawberry laces? Nice...

Slurp. Splish.

Susan: oaaoohaaao YES YES YES!

Next morning

James: Susan gave me strawberry laces and she moaned like a wilder beast
by Mansbestfriend June 23, 2013
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Timber Lakes Timber Ridge

A neighborhood in the Woodlands, Texas, north of Houston. Master-planned in the 70's. Below sea-level, so it's flooded a lot. Some may call it a "ghet-to" place to live, because it is. But atleast they have sidewalks...most of the time. Divided in half, the west side generally nicer and less dangerous than the east. Many strange and not-so-strange accidents do occur a lot. There have been incidents of: stabbing, fires set to cars, kidnappings, rare murders, hit and runs on a mailbox, fires set to lawns, car jacking, among others.The park is a nice place during the day, but at night teenagers go there to smoke, drink, or hangout, though it is right next to a fire station. The pool is an essential place to be in the summer, as everyone goes there to swim or be with friends in the hot and humid Texas weather. Various parties are held in the woods. Most houses are one story, and people enjoy sitting outside. Mixed opinions about this neighborhood, based on which side they live on.
1: Hey, what neighborhood do you live in?
2: Timber Lakes Timber Ridge.
1: Isn't it ghetto over there?
2: Depends on which side.
by Yellow1234567890 December 10, 2012
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Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
by hitbyirony April 14, 2011
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lakesweed

Term for Cannabis, mostly used in Glasgow in the mid 2000s.
I hard a hard day. Gonna have me some Lakesweed to help settle down.
by John G Grant August 17, 2011
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