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Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.
When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.
by Xeno May 1, 2003
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Q-Logic

Adherents of Q-Anon find facts to fit their narrative and then ascribe their predictions as the cause.

Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.
Q-Logic by brilliant Q-Logicians
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.
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Wit-logic

1:Foolish or meaningless words or actions. 2:Things of no importance or value.3:Lacking knowledge.4:resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence.5:showing or resulting from dullness of mind.6:Offensively exaggerating one's own inportance.7:Lacking the power of speech.
Your speaking wit-logic Thats wit-logic
by south st. April 20, 2009
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Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010
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Beck logic

When a boss, coach, ecclesiastical leader, or any other person to whom you may fall subordinate to requires anyone, including his/herself, to perform a task in high aspirations for greatness, just to have it backfire in the end for great injury and embarrassment.
Tony: Coach said if we run 5 miles everyday we would be national champs! Now the whole team's got runner's knee and can't hoop!

Charles: That's some Beck logic fo' ya.
by Albert Kaida August 14, 2014
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Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Definition

Will Allow derogatory words such as "cunt" but not ShittingTittieFuck Or shitface and it doesn't seem right.
That is fucking stupid.

But it is Urban dictionary logic 101 and it is how it is.
by Tylertops July 7, 2016
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Guy logic

guys think that they can walk allll over us girls, therefore, they can't because we won't let them do anything of the sort because we are mean mother fuckrs!!
guy: hey, i know we just met, but......i really like you, wanna go out? *guy accutaly think that they want us*
girl: hellllll no!!!!! i don't want your guy logic on me!!!
guy:................what? *how did she know!!!*
by little lover21 December 10, 2013
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