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Loaded Dervish

A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.
by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010
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Guge Load

A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.
I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.
by Chindern February 26, 2009
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blow your load

to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)

In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark
I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!

B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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loldrama

An internet term that combines the term "lol" meaning "laugh out loud or hilarious" and drama meaning "any situation having emotional and conflicting results". Together meaning drama that is so pathetic, it makes the average internet goer have a chuckle or two at the pure nonsensical drama unfolding before their very eyes. It is often used in immature internet fights, usually dealing with topics that have no reason to be fought over.
Player #1 - "You said the deadline was 8:00, not 8:01. You changed the rules!"
Moderator - "I'm the mod. I can do whatever the hell I want to do."
Player #1 - "That's not fucking fair"
Player #2 - "Oh, the loldrama."
by CommonCriminal May 31, 2009
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chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.
Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.
by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007
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Hassle loads

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!
jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!
by red_knickers June 16, 2008
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Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.
That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.
by Meester K. August 12, 2014
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