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stupid rule that urban dictionary made

i made a definition that good but it wasnt long enough so i had to make it longer

by hornybastard March 14, 2005

Lottery Hair

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.

For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."

by whatthefarm March 14, 2008

Phil Lester

YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".

Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.

by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017

lester

a person with a massive cock and is very beautiful he can get any girl he wants and he can rock anyone who stands in hes way

AMAZIN ITS LESTER

by papichulo69696969696969 September 12, 2019

Kitty Litter

Things women leave behind at another person's house ; whether intentionally or unintentionally. The leaving of any object may notify other women of her visitation or provide her with a reason to return. Examples of kitty litter: earrings, bobby pins, shoes, panties etc.

The male version of this is called Dog Shit

I found so much of her kitty litter around my house, she left her earrings, debit card and phone charger.

by Jazzy little bear June 13, 2016

Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

by Dylonater January 20, 2008

Lexter

An Awesome guy who is usually very wierd. Can be funny sometimes, and is decent looking. Modest and Smart, but acts very stupid. Doesnt care for much and has a distinct liking to gray sweaters.

Guy : "Dude, is that Lexter?"

Dude: "I think so, he always wears that gray sweater!"

Guy: "Hes such a wierdo"

by THISxGuy March 9, 2010