Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Humping her leg

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"

She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.

by sef6 December 1, 2011

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

middle leg

defines to penis

-look at his middle leg
- oh it is a hairy leg

by unwillingwindowcleaner July 16, 2010

Secks Leg

Describing something of complete amazing-ness, that generally has no rival in how amazing it is.

Person 1: "Man, I just got this new 42" HD TV!!!"
Person 2: "OMG THATS SO SECKS LEG!"

by Rhinoezzz January 6, 2010

Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

meme leg

The numbness and tingling sensation you get in your legs from sitting on the toilet to long looking at memes.

"Why are you walking funny?"
"Oh I have meme leg again."

by 50/50 Thor March 12, 2017