by Rodorigesu November 17, 2023
Get the Malevolent Kitchenmug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. 
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
Get the Eat a kitchenmug. by Og Gotti November 18, 2016
Get the updated kitchenmug. Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.
Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.
Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh
Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.
Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh
by Arcanestar December 2, 2024
Get the Fork found in Kitchenmug. When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025
Get the Russian Soup Kitchenmug.