Kaden

If you know A kaden, you also know that he is the biggest simp alive and has the smallest dick. He sits on the toilet for two hours texting girls and then wipes his ass with his hand. He is overall disgusting. Don't date a kaden

Fuck sake, you're acting like a Kaden around Miss.

by youngblood1234 June 11, 2020

completing kaden

A television show produced by a group of teens. It has a fan base throughout the midwest United States, U.K., West Coast and East Coast of Canada, and Australia.

Did you see that last Completing Kaden episode?

by KyleL October 5, 2006

kaden day

Kaden Day is that one bitchass cunt kid at school that thinks he’s better than everyone else and just wants to be popular and get that coochie but he can’t because he’s a stupid ass cunt faggot
He earns his money for v bucks by sucking that bbc.

*nobody*
Kaden Day: yo dude I talk to hot girls

Tristan: kys faggot nobody cares stfu

by PickledForeskin March 31, 2019

kaien

Kaien is a person with a very broad perspective of life. im joking Kaien is constantly kobe bryanting and he can be gey sometimes. Dumb as a dog on drugs and has no friends like the epic Roblox gamer he is. But he is friendly and like to eat a lot. Remember if you get a Kaien remeber he has a great sense of humor but he can be dark and shady sometimes. He doenstn really respect but if he likes you you will have a great time with him.

Homie: Yo broski i linked up with kaien at the mall yesterday fam
Homie 2: damn u luucky he didnt finesse ur Louis vuitton wallet
Homie: bruh damn he really a kaien

by bonkers_420 December 23, 2019

Kaidn

An epic boss who will always steal your girl. When they walk into a room everyone will know them because they are a G

Fam u mite b lik king Kaidn

by Dictionarysmart1234567890 May 2, 2018

Kaden

Most kadens are ok, but some are really gay. He can’t come up with original roasts and is slow. He has a very weird jaw line and his jokes are dry af.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Hes gay kaden
Person3: Very

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 18, 2019

Kaden

The imposter, usually found in the vent

I saw kaden venting

by Nomadfromhatred February 24, 2021