Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"

"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."

by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 November 08, 2015

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright August 10, 2007

Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

Junk Piece

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.

no known celebrity examples of 'junk piece'

by Big_Sal_northern_monkey August 14, 2008

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 02, 2011

Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.

Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!

by Neckbone McGee December 03, 2020