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The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
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Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
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junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male
by thehypermom February 20, 2011
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Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.
Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
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junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"
"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."
by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010
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Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011
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