by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014
Get the Junk festmug. Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.
by Darth_X May 11, 2008
Get the junk trappersmug. A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.
by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008
Get the Junk Piecemug. Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
Get the Funnyun Junkmug. When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
Get the Junk phonemug. the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
by thehypermom February 20, 2011
Get the junk-malemug. When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
Get the shoulder junkmug.