N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.
Also likes puppies.
Also likes puppies.
by An Ancient Sage June 26, 2009
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by itzEmmyBaby31 April 5, 2010
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person 1: hey look its josh
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person 2: oh hell yes he is the most best person ever he is way better than those other losers in the hood he is extremely hot and sexy i want him to have my kids he has all the cars he is incredibly large and incredibly epic oh my god he is so epic he is actuallu the best human being of them all he is honestly the hansomeest human out of all of them he is so epic oh god oh fr*ck he is actually the best human being ever he is so epic and very round.
by Huge Joshua July 21, 2021
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by godfather42 December 11, 2019
Get the josh mug.When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.
Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.
Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.
Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.
by Holehearted June 11, 2018
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by The overlord roaster96 November 4, 2019
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by Hecccchhhhh September 13, 2018
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