Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

by john00 January 30, 2015

Jordan

Another word for a huge dick.

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan

by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018

Jordan

My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm

A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!

by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018

Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019