Joel

Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family

Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice

by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021

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Joel

A self harming depressed bitch, who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and can’t get one, even if he does get on the relationship isn’t gonna last, sometimes dreams about jumping off a balcony, somehow makes matters worse rather than make them better

Person 1: “someone is trying to kill themselves do something!”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised”

by Simp.16 November 21, 2021

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