throttle jockey

A person who races anything with a throttle on it. Hand-eye coordination and concentration are the key elements of being a throttle jockey as where physical condition is not.

Example: Nascar drivers

Damn throttle jockeys are out street racing again tonite!

by MustangGT October 1, 2005

nob jockey

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.

Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.

by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

Jockey

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

by davestophittingonjohn January 19, 2015

Jockey

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

by bambimustdie March 29, 2010

gin-jockey

archaic form pertaining to white male australians with a preclusion or habit of sex with aboriginal women gins.

every time rob travels to Weipa he goes back to his old gin-jockey habits, the filthy fuckin slut.

by blasterass May 13, 2005

6 joker cards

The six joker cards..
They are our warnings for us to repent our sins so we may go to Shangri-la.

Carnival of Carnage
The Ringmaster
The Riddlebox
The Great Milenko
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
Jake the just, Jack the sinister.
The Wraith
Shangri-la and Hell's Pit.

They are us, inside us, and are our path that we may find to those golden gates, or those fiery pits of hell
The joker cards also are the mark of the end of time. After all of them are said and done, the end will consume us all, either in shangri-la, or hell's pit

NOw all the joker cards have fallen with spectacular aray, so when the Wraith is calling walk into the light..

After all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all..

by Joker Z October 4, 2004

ass jockey

One who participates often in the ritual of anal sex.

Yeah, last night Bobby Kurka was my ass jockey...

by anon.... August 8, 2005