Dangerous jealousy

Jealousy. We’ve all experienced it. Jealousy can be defined as the vigilant maintaining or guarding of something. Jealousy has a bad rap but it’s normal to want to guard the people we love, especially when we see a potential rival cozying up to our significant other. But there’s a difference between feeling jealous and exhibiting unhealthy jealous behaviors.

Dangerous jealousy these people going to kill me.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 16, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

Temperature Jealousy

Being jealous of someone in a hot country whilst you are freezing in yours.

"God Jemma is in Africa, it must be so hot, i've got temperature jealousy."

by Cheeseylump January 27, 2020

Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

mad jealousy

thats when someone is so upset and jealous they get so mad and do hateful evil stuff to a person and try to ruin their life, try to lock them up in prison , lie on him with the worst crimes like child rape, or say hes not real hes a robot or an artificial intelligence, say hes crazy or mentally ill or drunk or on drugs. and will do this non stop until one of them is dead or arrested forever. THIS ANGERS ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GODTHE CREATOR OF ALL SO MUCH AND PUNISH THIS PERSN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

mad jealousy is killing our world and our future.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Academically jealous

If your jealous of someone but only because of their grades

“You’re such an academically jealous person”

by Doodlethepoodle January 9, 2023

jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023